I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”
yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up
i’m so straight i refuse to turn on curves. its been days and i’m running out of gas. i wish i could get home
just go in reverse….
i’m not gay i don’t put it in the rear
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
the clock strikes 12 am on april first, 2014.
tumblr staff has decided to putt he ultimate prank.
they make tumblr orange
then every tumblr user calls the police.
police are sent out on a mission in every station.
the judiciary system fails all over the world.
World War III
DONT YOU FUCKING GIVE THEM IDEAS JFC
people who refuse to watch anything animated because they think its for people under the age of 10 are living a sad unfulfilled life and i can only pray that one day they will be able to see the light